November 27 -- So I dragged myself to my high school reunion tonight. I am not even admitting to myself how many years it has been since I graduated but suffice it to say that there were a lot of class photos with people with big hair and large round eyeglasses.
The event was okayyyyyy. Everyone looked good; the people I recognized anyway. There were a few tummy tucks and lip jobs and definitely some boob jobs and one guy grew a foot I swear. He was the surprise of the night -- skinny in high school, he had filled out and was well over six feet tall. He looked like he should have been the captain of a yacht or something. wow.
I could have easily left after a couple of hours but I "hung on" largely because my Fab 5 members were there and I knew they would dump on me if I left early. But I drew the line at going out for beers afterward. No way. I really hope there are no more reunions for us...I don't think I could bear it. It's nice, but unbelievably exhausting.
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